The Coup Was Sucessful

After reading Farenheit 451, Downsize This!, High School Confidential, and going to a real high school I feel compelled to spill out my brain matter into a blog rather than the floor. The old me is dead...I you thought I was pessimisstic before its totally different now...nothing is ever good and everyone is out to get me. From now on the blog will be dedicated to (fake) conspiracy theories (that make sense) and more pessimisstic shit like that.

This text will now self-delete. The black helicopters are on their way.