Saturday, May 19, 2007

Conspiracy #4325

Jack Thompson is a lawyer who believes video games and movies are the roots of all violence and crime. Why is he wrong? Well he claims that people who kill play video games to train to keep their heart rate down. Why is that wrong? For one thing when people play video games their heart rates actually goes up because they are a thrilling expirence nothing more. He also claims games like Counter Strike are needlessly hyper-realistic and are training a new generation of killers. Why is that wrong? If you play more than 2 minutes of Counter Strike you will either laugh at the absurdity of it all or take it in, believe it, and wonder how anyone ever killed anyone...Why are people really violent? Human nature. We are primal beings just dressed up in fancy suits. Also watch Bowling for Columbine by Micheal Moore and see that violence does not stem from anything but Americans inbred fear for the different and inclination towards the status quo.
Plus street crime has been around forever. Adventure on the Atari 2600 didn't inspire people to kill one another. Monopoly didnt inspire people to murder one another. Hell, cave painting didnt start violence. We are just stupid.
According to him video games are influencing all our behaviors why dont we just hand out some motivational CEO games? We would all be rich non-violent people. Also I would love to see the people that actually trained using CS. They would be bouncing retards constantly shouting their squeaky ass voices over the over strained bandwidth.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The Coup Was Sucessful

After reading Farenheit 451, Downsize This!, High School Confidential, and going to a real high school I feel compelled to spill out my brain matter into a blog rather than the floor. The old me is dead...I you thought I was pessimisstic before its totally different now...nothing is ever good and everyone is out to get me. From now on the blog will be dedicated to (fake) conspiracy theories (that make sense) and more pessimisstic shit like that.

This text will now self-delete. The black helicopters are on their way.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

New Stuff

Ok. I am now writing down everything that I think of of...sort of, at least the funny shit.

July 21, 2006
12:18 AM - You know the Presidnete may not connect with common people with his money, his house, or his upbringing but he sure can connect with his average grades, drinking habits, and the way he talks to other world leaders about other world leaders. I love the way he can fit the word "shit" into a conversation.

12:24 AM - Kim Jong Il isn't bigger missiles to kill us he just needs a bigger dildo. If you didn't know he was a woman between his hair, his platform shoes, and love of all George Clooney movies you must be either Dick Cheney or Japanese.

12:28 AM - I was watching a TV show about how they hatch and use chicks (baby chickens not girls, pervs). Of course they need to sort them by sex (female = good for eggs and meat, males = meat). They do this by squeezing the chick's ass and looking at something about their feathers. And then I saw this hot woman doing this and I wondered with how much she does it does she automatically grab asses everytime she sees one?

July 22, 2006

6:22 PM - What the nation needs right now is a black lesbian Islamic President from the Socialist Party oF America.

6:24 PM - Saying "come now" isn't very dirty but saying "come, now" could be interpereted as a dirty dork sex saying.

Monday, June 12, 2006

You Should see this sh*t

very interesting play on john lennon's "imagine"

Sunday, March 05, 2006

just to piss ryan off.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

1337 siggy

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Saturday, January 28, 2006


man spammers are really determined to do it they posted on my violence to annoying things blog.

Day 1

its day one of my anti pop regimen i was coaxed into by andy (he said i couldnt do it) and the side effects are kicking in.