Sunday, July 23, 2006

New Stuff

Ok. I am now writing down everything that I think of of...sort of, at least the funny shit.

July 21, 2006
12:18 AM - You know the Presidnete may not connect with common people with his money, his house, or his upbringing but he sure can connect with his average grades, drinking habits, and the way he talks to other world leaders about other world leaders. I love the way he can fit the word "shit" into a conversation.

12:24 AM - Kim Jong Il isn't bigger missiles to kill us he just needs a bigger dildo. If you didn't know he was a woman between his hair, his platform shoes, and love of all George Clooney movies you must be either Dick Cheney or Japanese.

12:28 AM - I was watching a TV show about how they hatch and use chicks (baby chickens not girls, pervs). Of course they need to sort them by sex (female = good for eggs and meat, males = meat). They do this by squeezing the chick's ass and looking at something about their feathers. And then I saw this hot woman doing this and I wondered with how much she does it does she automatically grab asses everytime she sees one?

July 22, 2006

6:22 PM - What the nation needs right now is a black lesbian Islamic President from the Socialist Party oF America.

6:24 PM - Saying "come now" isn't very dirty but saying "come, now" could be interpereted as a dirty dork sex saying.