Conspiracy Theory #99

Conspiracy #4325

2007-05-19T20:35:00.001-07:00

Jack Thompson is a lawyer who believes video games and movies are the roots of all violence and crime. Why is he wrong? Well he claims that people who kill play video games to train to keep their heart rate down. Why is that wrong? For one thing when people play video games their heart rates actually goes up because they are a thrilling expirence nothing more. He also claims games like Counter Strike are needlessly hyper-realistic and are training a new generation of killers. Why is that wrong? If you play more than 2 minutes of Counter Strike you will either laugh at the absurdity of it all or take it in, believe it, and wonder how anyone ever killed anyone...Why are people really violent? Human nature. We are primal beings just dressed up in fancy suits. Also watch Bowling for Columbine by Micheal Moore and see that violence does not stem from anything but Americans inbred fear for the different and inclination towards the status quo.
Plus street crime has been around forever. Adventure on the Atari 2600 didn't inspire people to kill one another. Monopoly didnt inspire people to murder one another. Hell, cave painting didnt start violence. We are just stupid.
According to him video games are influencing all our behaviors why dont we just hand out some motivational CEO games? We would all be rich non-violent people. Also I would love to see the people that actually trained using CS. They would be bouncing retards constantly shouting their squeaky ass voices over the over strained bandwidth.

The Coup Was Sucessful

2007-05-16T17:32:00.000-07:00

After reading Farenheit 451, Downsize This!, High School Confidential, and going to a real high school I feel compelled to spill out my brain matter into a blog rather than the floor. The old me is dead...I you thought I was pessimisstic before its totally different now...nothing is ever good and everyone is out to get me. From now on the blog will be dedicated to (fake) conspiracy theories (that make sense) and more pessimisstic shit like that.

This text will now self-delete. The black helicopters are on their way.

New Stuff

2006-07-23T16:34:00.000-07:00

Ok. I am now writing down everything that I think of of...sort of, at least the funny shit.

July 21, 2006
12:18 AM - You know the Presidnete may not connect with common people with his money, his house, or his upbringing but he sure can connect with his average grades, drinking habits, and the way he talks to other world leaders about other world leaders. I love the way he can fit the word "shit" into a conversation.

12:24 AM - Kim Jong Il isn't bigger missiles to kill us he just needs a bigger dildo. If you didn't know he was a woman between his hair, his platform shoes, and love of all George Clooney movies you must be either Dick Cheney or Japanese.

12:28 AM - I was watching a TV show about how they hatch and use chicks (baby chickens not girls, pervs). Of course they need to sort them by sex (female = good for eggs and meat, males = meat). They do this by squeezing the chick's ass and looking at something about their feathers. And then I saw this hot woman doing this and I wondered with how much she does it does she automatically grab asses everytime she sees one?

July 22, 2006

6:22 PM - What the nation needs right now is a black lesbian Islamic President from the Socialist Party oF America.

6:24 PM - Saying "come now" isn't very dirty but saying "come, now" could be interpereted as a dirty dork sex saying.

You Should see this sh*t

2006-06-12T18:44:00.000-07:00

very interesting play on john lennon's "imagine"

just to piss ryan off.

2006-03-05T16:57:00.000-08:00

1337 siggy

2006-01-31T16:53:00.000-08:00

t00 b4d fo a11 u n0n g4m3r5

spammers

2006-01-28T14:16:00.000-08:00

man spammers are really determined to do it they posted on my violence to annoying things blog.

Day 1

2006-01-28T12:57:00.000-08:00

its day one of my anti pop regimen i was coaxed into by andy (he said i couldnt do it) and the side effects are kicking in.

Imagine if the South just broke off today...

2006-01-05T18:49:00.000-08:00

Well no one would care because 1) its the south what do they have? 2) the president is from the south. First we would rescue all the minorities and the south would hire crop dusters to paint all of it white. their flag would be white and it would be mandatory to drive a vehicle with maximum mpg of 10

THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY WOULD DO/

Rap Version of Come Together

2006-01-05T15:52:00.000-08:00

Come Wanna Be Gangsta - Beatles
Here come old flattop he come sippin' up slowly
He gots joo-joo eyeball he one holy rolla
He gots hair dizzy ta his knee
Got ta be a joka he just do what he pleaze

He wizzy no shoeshine he gots toe-jam football
He gots monkey finga he shoot coca-cola
He say "i know you, you kniznow me"
One thing I can tizzay you is you gots ta be fizzle
Come togetha riznight now over me

He bag production he gots walrus gumboot
He gots ono sideboard he one spinal cracka
He gots feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his diseaze
Come gangsta riznight now over me

He brotha he gots early warn'n
He gots M-U-Double-Dizzy wata he one mojo nigga
He say "one n one n one is three"
Got ta be good-look'n ’cause he’s so hard ta see
Come togetha right now over me

LOL XD

Since 1/2 This Blog Was Intended for Gaming..

2006-01-01T19:46:00.000-08:00

I am in a clan going by the name Multiplayer (=MP=, -MP-, MP, =[MP]=) and we just got a Battlefield 2 server up and running and our clan just isnt big enough to suppor it. If you wish to join a clan for BF2, Renegade, CSS, L2, or GW please go to each sections respective "Want to Join?" section to find out how. To get there go to www.multiplayerclan.net and click on "Forums".
Basically it says
1. Be on TeamSpeak
2. Be active on clan and associated forums (www.multiplayerforums.net)
3. Get on IRC (if appplicable)
4. Play on the MP-Gaming servers
5. Don't get angry and flame (we have had major problems with this)

God Damn Spammers

2006-01-01T19:44:00.000-08:00

Awhile back there was a comment on a post on another one of my blogs. I quickly recognized it as spam. Want to know how I knew? Well he said it was inquistive and the blue region is not inquisitive

Lets Talk

2005-12-14T17:11:00.000-08:00

Bill O'Riley is a complete dumass. He says "Merry Christmas" should offend no one. Simple enough a simple phrase with no real meaning should offend no one. Later he said "Happy Holidays" offends Christians... Also he says Christmas has become too much about cheer and happiness rather than Jesus. Wouldn't Jesus want us to be happy and care for each other? He wouldn't be so selfish as to say "Hey! Stop being happy! It's my birthday. Start kissing my ass beyotches!!!".

FUCK YOU BILL 0'RILEY

What if...

2005-11-30T19:00:00.000-08:00

We are nothing but robots built by a doomed soceity in their image to carry on their legacy. Thats what I hate about thinking about our creation and the universe's (I constantly think about it, seriously) too many possibilities and too many chances to be wrong.

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2005-11-28T18:46:00.000-08:00

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enjoy this art while it lasts. ponder it and all will come in good time over a dime on the stime river.

Make Some Sense Out of This

2005-11-22T17:34:00.000-08:00

Come Together - Beatles
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "i know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "one and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking ’cause he’s so hard to see
Come together right now over me

OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Why do we go to Wal-Mart?

2005-11-22T17:14:00.000-08:00

They build on wetlands, poison the land(see below), force good hardworking Americans with their own business out of business so they can build a huge store emplying uneducated, unskilled workers that will never become skilled or educated, and the export jobs to America (normal Americans that can speak English and live a normal life with out crack lose out to cheap working losers that can't speak english or read).
In my home town Wal-Mart built a store by I-96. Of course almost no black people live here so all of us are scared of black people so no white people go there. The store is always dirty, the builfing is falling apart, and thefts are constant (characteristics of all Wal-Mart). Nearby an old abandoned mall sits with no stores and a parking lot for stockpiled cars of a local dealership. There are two plans for this land; one: build lots of smaller stores in a market atomosphere, two: cover a 10 acre area with a Wall-Mart. Of course all the people are against Wal-Mart because of the people it attracts (a lot of kids live around there and it may become unsafe for them) but they have so much money they may get what they want. REMEMBER THIS NEW LOCATION IS ONLY 1/4 OF MILE AWAY FROM THE 1ST WALMART!!!!.
KILL WALMART
KILL WALMART
KILL WALMART

My Leader

2005-11-22T16:42:00.000-08:00

Chicken Matrix

2005-11-22T16:31:00.000-08:00

Today's mashed up mayhem.

Your objective is not to die for your country but to make the other poor son of a bitch die for his

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

woooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo

TAKE THAT FUCKING SHITIN HORSE OUT SIDE JEB! HE JUST PUKED ON THE FREAKIN JOYSTICK!

Now mashed for our older customers.

Some Words God Gave Me

2005-11-17T18:56:00.000-08:00

Considering all the Christians in the world and considering all of them have tried to ask God for something. If so many people pray and stuff God must either be deaf (which defeats the purpose of praying) or is just sick of hearing you people whine.

Person to Worship of the day

2005-11-17T18:02:00.000-08:00

Although i disagree with his anti-semitism he stabilized the economy of a post war country, took control of the government, made a treaty with Stalin, and took over Europe and North Africa all within 6 years. He was Adolf Hitler. With out ambitions our world would be so much less stable because central Europe would have been so unstable for at least 50 more years (after 1945) and if so a worse leader would come to power (no stablization just military buildup) and start a nuclear war between the nuclear powers (anyone could have had it by 1965 if there was no war slowing down this development or a crucial scientist wasn't killed).

Thank Hitler for fixing Germany
Hate him for the 3rd Reich, the Holocaust, and millions of deaths.

What if...

2005-11-17T17:58:00.000-08:00

What if human males and human females are a different species? Then all Christians would be wrong about gay marriage because then it would be correct if the above was true. A egg in the holy face. w00t!

WOL to XWIS

2005-11-17T17:49:00.000-08:00

I know not many know what Command & Conquer: Renegade is but it was made by the legendary Westwood Studios. Recently purchased by EA to suck the money dry from the Command and Conquer series EA began to wipe all traces of Westwood off the Earth. The final stage has happened: Westwood Online (WOL, one of the most realiable game servers ever) has been transfered to a fan run service called XWIS. I am angry for 2 reasons; one XWIS is hard to operate on resulting in less good servers and it is laggy, two WOL was the last remaing part or Westwood.

WE SALUTE THOSE AT WESTWOOD